Remember just two blog posts ago...say ummmm way back in November, when I told Alex Lemieux there was nothing he could do to stop my love? Well I guess requesting a trade and not returning to the team was an extreme approach to stopping my love.
Now, as a paranoid Capricorn I would say not that Alex was upset about his lack of ice time but that he, also a paranoid Capricorn, was afraid of me "getting him". This became particularly evident when they let me into the skate with the Moose event. Didn't Alex let the Mooseheads administration know that he had a restraining order out on me? Don't they care about his safety? Don't they know the chick with the "sexy toque" and the six year old timbit-hockey-playing child-friend (aka my timbits boyfriend) is a danger to all boys aged 16 to, ummmm, lets say 25?
Alas, no! So Alex is hiding at home and has possibly dyed his hair so that I don't recognize him
...and my new boyfriend Gabe Desjardins is also at home with a leg that needs kisses
...and goalie boyfriend Anthony Terenzio is trapped in AMERICA
To make matters worse half the team is in hiding at tournaments in other parts of the country...all because they found out the Mooseheads organization allowed a crazy lady on the ice with them.
At least Mathieu Corbeil and Charles Bety are not scared.
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Tuesday, December 28, 2010
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
Douche Rocket
From the Canadian Press (via Sportsnet)
Chris Doyle "allegedly" assaults girls. Lovely. Make love not war, Doyle! I have two words that explain everything: Rocket + Ranger. He didn't choose douchitude, he was drafted into it.CHARLOTTETOWN -- Chris Doyle, a forward with P.E.I. Rocket of the Quebec Major Junior Hockey League, has been charged with assault causing bodily harm and wilfully damaging property.
Court documents show Doyle, a 19-year-old Charlottetown native, allegedly assaulted one woman and damaged the laptop of another women last week in Charlottetown.
Serge Savard Jr., the hockey club's president and governor, says the fourth-year centre will remain with the team.
Doyle was released on an undertaking with conditions.
He is expected to enter a plea Oct. 22 in provincial court in Charlottetown.
The New York Rangers picked Doyle in the fifth round of the 2008 NHL draft and signed him to a three-year, entry-level deal earlier this summer.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Because...You. Don't. Not! Right?
OMG good news - Mooseheads training camp is less than two weeks away
Bad news - it is in Cole Harbour....again. As usual.
I can't get out to Cole Harbour. I do not drive and I do not own a car. Nobody I know, besides myself, actually gives a shit about the Mooseheads. So here I sit, cursing myself for my myriad of shitty life choices* and cursing Cole Harbour.
Today, at work, my boss asked what happened to the cupcakes I made. The answer was that he ate them all. I should quit science and go into sexy baking. I baked those cupcakes for my totally cookie worthy boyfriend while wearing nothing but my undies and high heels. That was the most productive, appreciated and well-liked thing I did all week.
Why then did I then give his cupcakes away? Because I am a sucker! I take on other people's work because I can do it better, because I can help, because I can't say no. I work longer but don't get paid more. I am considered educationally one of the best trained people in my lab. Professors turn to me for advice. I make less than half the money of the high school students and undergraduates who work under me. I spend half of my time kissing ass: my boss, my co-workers, some ungrateful asshat of a boy, restaurant wait staff, and a seductive cat who is trying to steal my much beloved boyfriend.
I don't want this. I don't want to kiss their asses. I am an angry, bitter little person. I just want to be acknowledged. I don't have to kiss people's asses to be liked - I have been told that most people actually like me (despite my paranoia). I appear to make friends easily. I hate these challenges. Just once I would like for somebody to be kissing my ass for a favour.
Sometimes I just want to escape. I have any number of ways to do this. *Enter hockey stage left*
...and then there was poor Yuri. Part of me was wishing that Yuri would just 'take the money' and go be free. Fortunately for the Mooseheads Yuri Cheremetiev shall be returning to the QMJHL next season. This will mean that he will spend his time kissing Cam Russell's ass, and all of our asses (possibly mine too), just so that we don't call him the Alex Kovalev (Russian, frequently absent) of the QMJHL.
With the return of our Cheremetiev -a 20 year old forward and a leading scorer, plus the acquisition of 20 year old defenceman Alexandre Brunet from the Rimouski Oceanic, there remains only one 20 year-old roster spot. Why did we acquire Brunet if we were not hoping to keep him? - Exactly. So if Cheremetiev stays, and Brunet stays then...
The Moose have three boys to fill that one spot: the ball busting forward Eric Louis-XVI (Heads will roll), the smashy yet effervescently haired forward Linden Bahm, or sad-puppy/academic/ all around good husband material - defenceman Ben MacAskill.
The consensus choice amoung fans is that either Bahm or Louis-XVI get to stay. Some people do not like Ben. This is because a lot of Junior hockey fans want to find the worst features of a player and then bitch, and bitch, and bitch some more because that boy is not an elite NHL-type defenceman. Fuck that noise - this is Junior Hockey. 'Fans' toss around phrases like "not even good enough for the MJAHL", "beer league", and the ever so eloquent "stinks".
I like Ben. I also have a feeling that this year may be somewhat like last year in that the team is looking to have a defensive edge. As such, they may choose to keep an overage, somewhat puck-moving defenceman over the low scoring crash and bang forwards.
Crash and bang forwarding can be done by any number of 17-18 year olds. Sure, they may not decapitate like Louis-XVI, and they may not have that Louis-XVI body (ummm rawr?) but would Eric really want to stay here now that his bromantic partner for life, Gabriel O'Connor, has left for greener, more Huskonian pastures? Perhaps more importantly, will Linden Bahm want to stay here if I keep my boobies covered up at the games?
So you hate Ben! ...but that is mostly because you, delicate reader, are an asshole (says the girl who, if given the chance, would'a run a pussy train all over over the much maligned Alex Lamontagne, just because).
Let's put ot this way - at this time last year was anybody really thinking that Justin Pender would have a tryout with the New Jersey Devils? pffft. No you didn't!
The simple fact of the matter is that no one knows what might transpire in one year's worth of a boy's hockey playing life**.
Other facts - Yuri is back! So to reiterate - the Moose have one roster spot and three boys to fill it. We don't know what will happen with that roster spot and anybody who is not Linden, Benjamin or Eric (or coaching staff) doesn't have any influence on the outcome.
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See Matthew Wuest's blog for a breakdown of the 2009 training camp roster.
*like Andrew White not reporting to Drummondville...I would have made that choice too...and then kicked my own ass for the rest of my life
**After his QMJHL rejection Lamontagne played professionally for the IHL in 2008-2009 and remains one muthafuckin hot piece of defenceman ass
Bad news - it is in Cole Harbour....again. As usual.
I can't get out to Cole Harbour. I do not drive and I do not own a car. Nobody I know, besides myself, actually gives a shit about the Mooseheads. So here I sit, cursing myself for my myriad of shitty life choices* and cursing Cole Harbour.
Today, at work, my boss asked what happened to the cupcakes I made. The answer was that he ate them all. I should quit science and go into sexy baking. I baked those cupcakes for my totally cookie worthy boyfriend while wearing nothing but my undies and high heels. That was the most productive, appreciated and well-liked thing I did all week.
Why then did I then give his cupcakes away? Because I am a sucker! I take on other people's work because I can do it better, because I can help, because I can't say no. I work longer but don't get paid more. I am considered educationally one of the best trained people in my lab. Professors turn to me for advice. I make less than half the money of the high school students and undergraduates who work under me. I spend half of my time kissing ass: my boss, my co-workers, some ungrateful asshat of a boy, restaurant wait staff, and a seductive cat who is trying to steal my much beloved boyfriend.
I don't want this. I don't want to kiss their asses. I am an angry, bitter little person. I just want to be acknowledged. I don't have to kiss people's asses to be liked - I have been told that most people actually like me (despite my paranoia). I appear to make friends easily. I hate these challenges. Just once I would like for somebody to be kissing my ass for a favour.
Sometimes I just want to escape. I have any number of ways to do this. *Enter hockey stage left*
...and then there was poor Yuri. Part of me was wishing that Yuri would just 'take the money' and go be free. Fortunately for the Mooseheads Yuri Cheremetiev shall be returning to the QMJHL next season. This will mean that he will spend his time kissing Cam Russell's ass, and all of our asses (possibly mine too), just so that we don't call him the Alex Kovalev (Russian, frequently absent) of the QMJHL.
With the return of our Cheremetiev -a 20 year old forward and a leading scorer, plus the acquisition of 20 year old defenceman Alexandre Brunet from the Rimouski Oceanic, there remains only one 20 year-old roster spot. Why did we acquire Brunet if we were not hoping to keep him? - Exactly. So if Cheremetiev stays, and Brunet stays then...
The Moose have three boys to fill that one spot: the ball busting forward Eric Louis-XVI (Heads will roll), the smashy yet effervescently haired forward Linden Bahm, or sad-puppy/academic/ all around good husband material - defenceman Ben MacAskill.
The consensus choice amoung fans is that either Bahm or Louis-XVI get to stay. Some people do not like Ben. This is because a lot of Junior hockey fans want to find the worst features of a player and then bitch, and bitch, and bitch some more because that boy is not an elite NHL-type defenceman. Fuck that noise - this is Junior Hockey. 'Fans' toss around phrases like "not even good enough for the MJAHL", "beer league", and the ever so eloquent "stinks".
I like Ben. I also have a feeling that this year may be somewhat like last year in that the team is looking to have a defensive edge. As such, they may choose to keep an overage, somewhat puck-moving defenceman over the low scoring crash and bang forwards.
Crash and bang forwarding can be done by any number of 17-18 year olds. Sure, they may not decapitate like Louis-XVI, and they may not have that Louis-XVI body (ummm rawr?) but would Eric really want to stay here now that his bromantic partner for life, Gabriel O'Connor, has left for greener, more Huskonian pastures? Perhaps more importantly, will Linden Bahm want to stay here if I keep my boobies covered up at the games?
So you hate Ben! ...but that is mostly because you, delicate reader, are an asshole (says the girl who, if given the chance, would'a run a pussy train all over over the much maligned Alex Lamontagne, just because).
Let's put ot this way - at this time last year was anybody really thinking that Justin Pender would have a tryout with the New Jersey Devils? pffft. No you didn't!
The simple fact of the matter is that no one knows what might transpire in one year's worth of a boy's hockey playing life**.
Other facts - Yuri is back! So to reiterate - the Moose have one roster spot and three boys to fill it. We don't know what will happen with that roster spot and anybody who is not Linden, Benjamin or Eric (or coaching staff) doesn't have any influence on the outcome.
_________________________________________
See Matthew Wuest's blog for a breakdown of the 2009 training camp roster.
*like Andrew White not reporting to Drummondville...I would have made that choice too...and then kicked my own ass for the rest of my life
**After his QMJHL rejection Lamontagne played professionally for the IHL in 2008-2009 and remains one muthafuckin hot piece of defenceman ass
Friday, May 29, 2009
Oh... I think I just got a femmeboner.
From the Metro:
I think I might just actually like Cam Russell. The Jury is still out on him and I have been shifting back and forth in my team management related emotions, but with how I'm feeling right now I would say that quote deserves at least a handjob. I will have to wait and see what he can get out of the boys this upcoming season. It could get interesting.
In other Moose news - 20 year old forward Matt Boland is no longer of the team's protected list. I suspect he is off drowning his sorrows with a couple of chocolate bars, maybe even rubbing chocolate on his oft injured shoulder. Mmmmm chocolate. Right now I am so desperate for sweets and I would even lick chocolate off of Boland just to get some.
Otherwise:
I am still festering about the possible re-inclusion of green into the team wardrobe after they spent 3 years phasing it out. Fuck! I mean grean is ok, and it looks really good on redheads... but red, black and white is totally 'teh hot'. The boys were stylin' and totally sexy in the thirds. The all black was totally RAWR. Amyot looks like such an intellectual in all black, like as if next season he will be founding the Halifax Beat Poetry society.
image from the Mooseheads Website
Dudes, there is a company down on the waterfront called BREAKHOUSE. They specialize in design. They can do advertisements, campaigns, interior etc. etc. etc. Look them up. Then, as soon as a contract becomes available, give it to them. Now, don't say I never did anything for you.
It’s sounding like there will be a little more bite at the Halifax Mooseheads’ training camp in August.
“We’re going back to five-on-five hockey with whatever goes,” said Mooseheads head coach and general manager Cam Russell. “You want to drop the gloves and fight? Go ahead. If players are tough guys, fighters, we’ll allow them to do what they do in camp so we can assess their ability, too.”
I think I might just actually like Cam Russell. The Jury is still out on him and I have been shifting back and forth in my team management related emotions, but with how I'm feeling right now I would say that quote deserves at least a handjob. I will have to wait and see what he can get out of the boys this upcoming season. It could get interesting.
In other Moose news - 20 year old forward Matt Boland is no longer of the team's protected list. I suspect he is off drowning his sorrows with a couple of chocolate bars, maybe even rubbing chocolate on his oft injured shoulder. Mmmmm chocolate. Right now I am so desperate for sweets and I would even lick chocolate off of Boland just to get some.
Otherwise:
I am still festering about the possible re-inclusion of green into the team wardrobe after they spent 3 years phasing it out. Fuck! I mean grean is ok, and it looks really good on redheads... but red, black and white is totally 'teh hot'. The boys were stylin' and totally sexy in the thirds. The all black was totally RAWR. Amyot looks like such an intellectual in all black, like as if next season he will be founding the Halifax Beat Poetry society.
image from the Mooseheads WebsiteDudes, there is a company down on the waterfront called BREAKHOUSE. They specialize in design. They can do advertisements, campaigns, interior etc. etc. etc. Look them up. Then, as soon as a contract becomes available, give it to them. Now, don't say I never did anything for you.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Chad Earle was naughty
I didn't know. No one tells me this stuff. So I guess that the new slick, beautiful Chad Earle was released from the Tigres sometime way back around March 4th... aaaaand that news is only 20 days old. Go ahead, shoot me for my tardiness.
This however would explain why he was not on the roster for their most recent games. Apparently he was released for "off-ice" issues. Ohhhhh very naughty Chad Earle - you deserve spankings.
This however would explain why he was not on the roster for their most recent games. Apparently he was released for "off-ice" issues. Ohhhhh very naughty Chad Earle - you deserve spankings.
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