The girls at I mean, we got guys... and Wrap Around Curl have tallied the votes to select the hottest goalie in the NHL. I have done my part to make the Hockey Hottie Dreamy Team as jailbait-y as possible by voting Carey Price.
They are now at the point of selecting the hottest defensive pairing in the NHL (vote for everybody's newest facebook friend Kris Letang), and the hunt for the hottest left winger has just begun. Get your ass over there and vote. We were not suffragettisoned from the political patriarchy to just sit on our wonderfully shaped girlie butts and dream about who would be in our Dreamy Team. We are now free to shape the Dreamy Team of our desires - the Dreamy Team we would most like to have on the giving end of our thorough tallindering*. The time to vote is now.
*tallindering (verb; past tense - tallindered) is better defined as an 'odd man rush'. It is best undertaken while drunk and is most likely a decision you will soon regret.