Do you remember the first time you saw Children of the Corn? What, you haven’t seen it? It was before your time? Damn, I AM old!!! Anyway, I remember the first time I saw Children of the Corn. It scared the shit out of me. My girlfriend and I lay there on opposite sides of her bed watching the movie and holding each others feet for security. Well tomorrow we head into what, for all intents and purposes, is Gatlin
It is not that I don’t have confidence in you, because I do. You have defeated
I think it is very important for the forwards to not lose hope.
Do you boys want the key? To beat the Titan you have to play like the Titan. Dirty. Then, just pound the shit out of them, hit them into the boards every chance you get. Give Whitey a kiss for me if he pulls out that magic goal should we get down, and be aware that Yeti/Yetty is on the bench and he has my permission to kick any of y’all in the shins if you cannot get your shit together. Goalies often have the sharpest skates so his kick should be deadly.
Have you been considering your playoff hair? I can’t tell you what to do but may I recommend not going bleach blond. I know, I know,
To think that
Rumor has it that you were punching glass and breaking sticks all in a fit of goalie–rage at the end of the game in Lewy. I do not believe that your stick broke because I saw you walking to the locker room with it and it looked intact. If even part of this is true you are indeed going to need some broken splintery sticks and soon, because you are inadvertently driving me wild. I hear Stich’s has a lot of broken sticks you can borrow. May I also suggest you invest in some vampire slaying courses within the next two weeks…you are going to need to learn how to use those sticks to fend me off when you come to Halifax. That is, unless of course, you are coming to the Metro Centre looking for a spanking, in which case I will readily oblige. I already have my paddle.
There will be a Carey Price Behind the Mask feature on "TSN’s Molson that’s hockey" this Friday March 7.
On a side note: I have just discovered Maxime Sauve’s eyebrows. We gave him away for Marchand? Have you seen Marchand’s eyebrows? Exactly. This is not about skill…this is about eyebrows. Maxime has just made my list. Welcome Maxime.