Friday, May 29, 2009

Hold it just one second...

The Mooseheads website banner just changed. I think. How long has it been like this?

Now, look at those fine chaps. I see Jessyko Bernard aka puppy aka Muttley aka some really great eyebrows aka my possible next one true love. I also see Alexis Piette aka Dick Dastardly aka possibly the best eyebrows on the team. To the right I spot that spicy little Gabe Desjardins and feisty Travis Randell. Both are too blonde to determine how awesome their eyebrow actually are but I am pretty sure that Randell has some choice eyebrows.

Clearly they were all chosen for the banner on some sort of eyebrow power scale. But the thing is... if rumours are true and we get Garrett Clarke from the Lewiston Maineiacs we are supposed to hand over, in turn, one of our fancy eyebrowed 19 year old forwards.

We have five 19 year old forwards, listed here by team number and not eyebrow power :
Tomas Knotek
Gerrad Grant
Charles Bety
Alexis Piette
Ned O'Brian

Fine, I admit it. Some of my team *cough* Gerrad *cough* have sub-par eyebrows. Even little Gabe could never be an eyebrow model.

But I digress.

Why would the team put a certain pair of fantastic eyebrows on their banner if they are planning on trading him in a week? Sassafrassarassum Rick Rastardly! Then again it is not like they didn't put Andrew White's *le sigh* visage on the link to the QMJHL live game feeds while simultaneously shopping him around the league. So what do I know?

Oh yeah, I'll tell you what I know. I was the first to introduce the Garrett Clarke trade story but I get no props. When was that? Oh yeah, April 21, 2009. Sucking dick gets you no respect... even if you are only just pretending to be a consummate dick sucker you still aren't given the least bit of respect. All this faux ho fo sho stuff is getting exhausing. What is more exhausing are the stupid people who can't see past the facade and realize that I am just a regular old hockey fan... but with ovaries and titties. Nice titties. Pfff. Yes, I notice when you look.


Anonymous said...

You wouldn't have them if they weren't for gawkin at. Besides I had my shades on and you couldn't tell I was lookin.

We are all looking for respect Q, but just because you want it doesn't mean you're going to get it. If you're given it away no one is going to respect you. Pay per view baby, that is where its at. Wait...are we talking about the site or your boobs?

Have you seen Bobby around? and FYI, Fullerton sucks!

Q-girl said...

I wish I had seen Bobby around. I wouldn't even mind if I caught him looking at my boobs. I am going to have to spend more time at the Dal arena and the Dal gym next season... boobs out.

As for Fullerton: I saw a squirrel in the park yesterday and it was so cute I just wanted to put it in my mouth.