Some people search things like "Stefan Dumaresque called up to Mooseheads" or "Chad Earle Victoriaville" and " Pier-Olivier Pelletier Waterloo" to which I respond "holy shit, what the fuck" and then I myself do a search in an attempt to find legitimate proof. If I don't find something right away, I tend to let it go.
Why do I quit so easily? - because these searches are always like a prophecy. Nostradamus has nothing on my sitemeter. Stefan Dumaresque WAS called up to the Mooseheads, Chad Earle WAS claimed off waivers by Victoriaville and Pier-Olivier Pelletier IS now with Waterloo (the team which was abandoned by Ryan Mior in October).
I searched the web, I went to the Warriors home page. - NOTHING. What is the point of my "google alerts" when I do not check my e-mail all day? What is the point of my "google alerts" if some news slips past it? Why did this not appear in my inbox 2 months ago?Well fuck me with the butt end of a goalie stick - because there he is - U Waterloo Warriors hockey. Wuest beat me to it, probably because he is an actual reporter and I am at work, writing about insect olfactory systems... ahem totally.
According to The Record.com:
Which totally reminds me... have I said coooo lately? Yeah, coooo P-O, big-bad mutherfuckin' cooooooo *pigeon mating dance ensues*. I swear to God that if I got my hands on something, like an old sock of his perhaps, I would encase it like Snow White in a glass box, it would be that precious. I would collect cells from it, clone them (I can totally do that) and make myself some tall, beautiful, French goalie children. I would marry that sock and... OK wait... this is getting creepy.
5 comments:
that's a lot of F-bombs for a Tuesday morning (my time). But I hear ya, Google Alerts can sometimes be a mother fucker.
My mother is not proud that I curse like a sailor. It belies my educated background.
ohhh. I feel tingly everywhere. Good for him.
Once again I have used the 'F word' and 'dog' in the same sentence. My blog is going to be inundated with pervs soon.
I have done that too with search terms. Then I try to see if there is any shred of truth or evidence and I typically come up short. I get alarming pornographic search terms often.
@WAC
I had a search once for "man-steak", which was really great, and I feel like I have not been using the phrase man-steak to its full potential. eg. Zach Sill is man-steak, Brandon Hynes is veal.
I just hope that the searcher was not a cannibal. I need to keep all the young, tender QMJHL man-steaks for my own amusement and pleasure.
Zach Sill is indeed man-steak. that makes me hungry.
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