Thursday, November 6, 2008

Where art thou goalie?

My impossible immaculate conception child, Baby Steve Mason, did something special today. He made his first appearance in the NHL and won his first NHL game. Good for him.

This is my immaculate conception baby: Baby Steve Mason
I miss him: Last I heard Pelletier was raising him. I figured he would do better raised by another goalie. Me? I really do not know how to raise a goalie.
I wonder what happened to my impossible child?

You grew up.
Oh, you haven't changed a bit. Adorable.

We love your exceptionally beautiful eyebrows, which is why you are still a chairperson in my CHL eyebrow club, despite being grown-up now.

...yes they are beautiful.

...but you have a lame-ass tattoo. Shame.
Is THAT what goalie bodies look like?
My imagination overtakes common sense sometimes!
PS. Fix your posture.


Oh yeah...the QMJHL

Nicola Riopel was awarded the QMJHL defensive player of the month, beating out our Bavarian liebe Timo Pielmeier (Shawinigan) for the big prizes. From the Q website:
Defensively, Moncton Wildcats backstop Nicola Riopel gets the nod for a second straight month. The Wildcats backstop continues to dominate. He registered eight wins against only one overtime loss in October while posting a 1.42 goals-against-average and .952 save percentage. Furthermore, he accumulated two shutouts and allowed three goals only once in his nine starts. Moncton has yet to lose a game in regulation so far this season
Oh Nicola I would, but I am saving my love for the next generation: baby LBD. He is like your family, so to take on both of you would be gross.

Three Q teams have made the CHL top 10 - Cape Breton and Drummondville are right out:
1. Windsor Spitfires (17-1-0-0)
2. Moncton Wildcats (16-0-2-0)
3. Vancouver Giants (12-0-0-3)
4. Shawinigan Cataractes (17-4-0-0)
5. Calgary Hitmen (15-4-0-1)
6. Quebec Remparts (13-3-0-1)
7. London Knights (11-5-0-1)
8. Swift Current Broncos (13-5-0-0)
9. Spokane Chiefs (10-3-0-3)
10. Guelph Storm (11-6-1-1)


Bethany said...

MASON!! I get to see him on Friday and Saturday!! Not to mention I get Kipper and Price too :)

Q-girl said...

Baby Mason is the cutest

Anonymous said...

Shut the fuck up!

Q-girl said...

Oh Anon, you so sweet.