My Dearest Andrew...

...you should smile, because when you don't you look like a serial killer. Don't listen to Yeti when he says your smile is not beautiful...because it is, and Yeti is a damn, dirty liar.


Also, you need a haircut. You are getting tufty on the sides. I am really good at haircuts and making boys smile. You should visit me. I promise not to give you a skank disease.

xxooxoxo
Q-girl