Saturday, November 1, 2008

My Dearest Andrew... should smile, because when you don't you look like a serial killer. Don't listen to Yeti when he says your smile is not beautiful...because it is, and Yeti is a damn, dirty liar.

Also, you need a haircut. You are getting tufty on the sides. I am really good at haircuts and making boys smile. You should visit me. I promise not to give you a skank disease.


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