Orgy with Bryce Swan

I told you that hat tricks will get you luck with the ladies. Bryce Swan prepare for sexy times. You just became incredibly good looking.

A message to Jonathan Bernier:
Holy motherfucker Jon- a handlebar moustache really, really?- no wonder you got pulled. Yeah you heard me right, Jonathan Bernier has a handlebar moustache. What the hell Jon? Fully is allowed to have a 'stache, but you are my fresh looking clean shaven goalie. SHAVE. My mother will not like that. Isn't Clendenning a total pain in the ass? I KNOW!!! Well if you feel bad take a good look at Joey Haddad's hair. UGLY. What the hell CB? Shaved tops + mullett and sideburns. What the hell kind of hair is that?

Now back to hockey:
And I thought our game was exciting. We are supposed to be the most offensively powerful team and Victoriaville is the shittiest team (worse than PEI even) and yet check this out. Who is the offensive powerhouse now?:
Halifax vs Victoriaville 6:2
Cape Breton vs Lewiston 8:3
Saint John vs PEI 10:4
Acadie Bathurst vs St John's 15:10 and counting (3 minutes left in the game: except the numbers on QMJHL keep changing, there seem to be less goals now 8:5 what is going on QMJHL site?....we will update later)

Holy shit Champion , Holy Shit Pielmeier. What has happened here? Was there a single game in the East which did not result in at least one goalie being pulled?
More things about hockey and not hair or moustaches - plus pictures later+++

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