Friday, February 6, 2009

You are no Dirk Diggler!

Yeti is right. (ugh, did I just say that?)
“It’s been a bit of a mental thing for us,” said Mooseheads goaltender Mark Yetman. “We win one big game and we’re trying to get a little bit too fancy the next game.”
Moose, you have a problem. You look at teams like PEI and Bathurst as if they are the ugly girl who is just not worth your time. You look at teams like Rouyn Noranda and Victoriaville like they are OK, but you can do much better. You are holding out your “A” game for the Monctons and the Cape Bretons.

Dudes, have you looked in the mirror lately? You are a bunch of frigging two baggers; and don’t be bragging about how big it is if you can’t even get it up? It is not very becoming.

Moncton and Cape Breton are out of your league, and right now even PEI are out of your league. You need to pursue the Val d’Ors and the Lewistons like they are porn stars. They will do the naughtiest things. You want them, you have to have them, and when you get them you are going to OWN them!!!

Man up Moose! How badly do you want this playoff spot? Huh? I can’t hear you?

You aren't the be all and end all of hockey teams. Girls get sick of that old game and we get sick of it fast. The next thing you know we find ourselves in a situation where we still love you but we are not "in love" with you. We tire of your selfishness. Shortly after that you find out that we are getting a little NHL on the side. Don't act like you never saw it coming.


PS. Logan MacMillan, if you stand me up we are done sir. DONE. It is bad enough that Veilleux is MIA.

1 comment:

"Dave Schultz" said...

I'm all about getting some NHL on the side.