I was going to give myself cookies because I am self loathing today and I feel the need to gorge. It is a damn good thing I have a pound of cinnamon hearts to munch on since someone on the team actually deserves props. I also crave garlic fingers. Why is there a pizza place next door? Expect me to do something incredibly stupid within the next few days... something that has nothing to do with eating garlic fingers, or telling myself I am fat, ugly or annoying.
I don't want to talk about hockey. I'll give some simple stats n' facts:
- Shawinigan had 49 shots on net, Halifax - 22 shots on net
- Girard was in nets for the Cataractes, Yetman was in for the Moose
- Shawinigan were 3/5 on the power play. Moose were 1/2.
- Yuri Cheremetiev had a good little rush
- I saw Dunn in a suit. Why do boys in suits look so good? Had I seen Jessyko I probably would have approached him and coooed.
- Two boys in front of the net on a PP. This is craziness. Is this my team?
- I forget everything already.
- The game program was amusing. It had team surveys.
- He looked up. No, not there -too high; or there - too straight ahead. arrrrgggghh.
The game program:
- Yetman and Boland will be on Harv's Sportsland this Monday
- The Moose will be at the Lion's Head Tavern on Robie St this Wednesday night Feb 25th between 7-8pm to sign autographs. A pub! Can I buy them a beer? Can I get my boobs signed?
- Travis Randel has the biggest skates and most hair growth. Great, the manliest man on the team just turned 18!
- Matt Boland is the worst dancer.
- Justin Pender is the funniest, but can also not dance. He may also involved in a bromance with Boland. This way Boland and Pender can dance badly together.
- Why must guys always make 'big pimpin' faces when a camera turns on them? You know, chin up + trout lips... it looks stupid.
Tomas Knotek (from Stransky)
Pascal Amyot (from Knotek)
Three stars were:
1-SHA - Lalonde-McNicoll, Cédric
2-SHA - Pistilli, Matthew
3-HAL - Amyot, Pascal
*doh - I originally messed up the score. I am clearly kinda fucked up right now.