Ugh Angelo, I said NO. They don't call it Hotlanta because of you, they call it Hotlanta because of Lehtonen (and soon enough Pavelec). How many times will I have to say no before you get it through your thick skull. The order goes: goalies, defensemen, defensively minded forwards. Nowhere on that list is there 'skill forwards'. I do not date speedy skill forwards except for Squirrels Giroux and that is because he has a good all around game. Sure he is good on the PP but he also kills on the PK and for that I would give the boy a nut.
Fine, I will admit that I have also accepted dates with all of the Sea Dogs (irrespective of size or defensive skill), Keven Veilleux (but only because he is 10 ft tall), and Francis Paré (only once, and that was because I was convinced that he was a nerdy scientist).
You still want a date? Fine, convince me. Tell me a little more about yourself. You would also like me to read the recent prospect camp review at Hockey's future. You are a lot of work. Most boys just take off their shirt and spank me with their stick. It works every time, kinda like my pickup line "do you like hockey and blowjobs?"
Ok, I had Pare put on his glasses and read it; he gave me the gist, but I'm still thinking mmmmNO. I also think it was frivolous of you to spend your entire signing bonus on hair gel. You should have saved that money for a fancy meal, now if I were to say yes we would have to eat out at St Hubert.
I should check your stats? Sorry I tried, I was going to compare your 2007-2008 regular season numbers to Mooseheads undrafted wee hitting machine (and sexy glasses wearer) PJ Corsi but apparently the QMJHL website has not been updated since 1969/03/21 at 11:43 PM (Eastern time)*. I hear the Cornwall Royals are gonna look really good next year. It's still 1969 right?
If you insist I will make you a deal, you take off your shirt and invite two of your defensemen to join us; then maybe I will reconsider. Yeah Brennan, Wall, Pomerleau, any will do. When it comes to Ds I'm not very picky.
*the QMJHL website sometimes exists in a void outside of our space-time continuum