What? This is a perfectly healthy obsession. I am, after all, a Canadian. Do you want to know what is unhealthy? All men grow whiskers, but when they put on a goalie helmet all you can see is the upper lip, so it looks like they all have moustaches. I think I am developing a moustache fetish. The moustache fetish thing has shades of Felix Potvin crushes written all over it. mmmm Potvin.